A Wierd Day + Random Post 3

WOW. Today was a wierd day.

I went to eat Thai food, delicious but shows how much my sister knows me when she orders something that she knows I can't eat. Or maybe it's on purpose? Nah.

Anyways, since it's kind of late and I don't feel like making two posts today, here's my random post attached!!! Have fun!

Here's one of my favorite old time comedy. Van Son's Hoang Phi Hung



This is the animation of the song:



Translation:

- Past hatred… I promise I will not forget
- Scare me and I will beat you up
- (0:38- 0:45) Even with a shameless face, I vow I will have my revenge
- I agree to go to jail
- I will not agree to be scared
- (0:50-0:54) I hate! I will train in martial arts to prepare myself for revenge
- I will refrain from relationships (sexual/marital)
- I will even refrain from friendship
- I am determined to go deep into the forest
- To make you bastards cough up blood (beat you to death)
- (1:32-1:41) From martial arts in the East to Hong Kong to a collection of shaolin artistry
- On top of that, freestyle martial arts to train myself
- Hungry or full, I do not care
- I vow to have my revenge even if my body rots
- Death is better than to have them belittle me
- Now I have reach the highest level of martial arts (the potato or something at 2:07 says “you’ve caught the wrong one!”)- I vow to find you bastards (the words in the background at 2:11 (Giết = kill))
- To twist your feet and break your hands
- I’ll sharpen my razor blade (the tattoo on the “hero” at 2:18 says “hate”
- (2:20) The rodent/potato says: Do you need to hit me that much? I already said that you’ve caught the wrong person!!!- I will cut your muscles (at 2:24, the “hero” say: “you can still talk?”
- Even if I have to reincarnate (as in even if I have to die)
- You bastards will become gay (lost your private part)

Now this may not be as funny to those who don't know the story of the legendary Hoang Phi Hung. But long story short, he's basically the man who's a hero in ancient china.